Now I'm mad.
Like, how I would have done it, if S8 is just, how things have to be.
Have Jon succumb. HOLY golly THAT WOULD BE GLORIOUS. We've been told for how long "If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention"
So Give Jon the Happy ending. Yeah, Sansa and bran would be bent, but at this point, who CARES?
Give Dany and Jon their stupid little love affair. Everyone else dies. Would have actually been a badass ending. Fire and blood, song of ice and fire, whatever the golly you want to call it. Targaryens are monsters, NO poo.
A narcissistic love affair under dragon fire.
Tyrion would be totes bent though. No way does he survive if Aegon bows to Dany.
Like, Westeros SUCKS. It's not even debatable, the rest of the world just looks at them and says "yuck".
Gah, bless'ed Sam still gets to write his stupid book then. Just deny him his house and send him to the citadel. With the unsullied, because the maesters totally killed the dragons in the first place, and need to die.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH. Like I can't write for poo, but I could have written myself out of the corner D&D bent themselves into.
I don't know, are unhappy endings just what we get now? Or sequel hooks?
golly, even Halo 3 did it better. You got put into stasis, with an unholy nightmare possible on the other side.