So my internet went out. At first I was yelling at the Router, calling it a worthless piece of poo that no one could ever love and that someone should put a bless'ed fan in the bless'ed things because they always overheat. Midrant, I see a blink from the corner of my eye. I pivoted, pointed the pointing finger, and growled. You. That's right, my modem was blinking the "Online" light.
So, rage, no one loves you, someone should slot a bless'ed fan in modems, la de dah. Power cycle, nothing. This has happened a couple times over the last few months, but I've been managing to crash out at NORMAL HUMAN SLEEP TIMES lately, so it's only really bugged me like, twice.
TO THE 4G! I went. And guess what? Cox is horrible when it comes to mobile. They kept trying to sell me cable, which I already have. This does not make sense. Their forum is just a bunch of malcontent shits from states that DON'T COUNT, and it was just making me angrier and angrier.
The "Is it down" sites are bless'ed worthless for letting me know if internet is down IN MY AREA, or if it is something wrong particularly with my shitty internet equipment.
Please hope me.