I really like the Digorno stuffed crust pizza, because when you're drunk, and golly cooking, a pizza is a great plan. I've posted a thread about it on this board, which you can easily view.
Anyway, there was a recall, and I have yet to see a return of the Digorno stuffed crust. Instead they've got some pretend revamp about how bless'ed gourmet their pizzeria line is, which includes a lovely price increase. AND NO bless'ed STUFFED CRUST.
Also, six dollars for a frozen pizza. golly that. I can walk to a pizza place and get a non frozen fresh pizza for six dollars.
Red Baron saw how standoffish I was, playing it cool in the frozen food aisle of walmart, and it accepted my challenge.
"Yo 8ullfrog!" it said. I was clearly hallucinating, but I walked over.
"I've got the same amount of ounces as that stuck up bless'ed Digorno!" Red Barron pizza said to me.
"Yeah, I said noncommittally, but you suck ass. Your pizzas are shitty and cardboard-ary, in a way I can ignore on the Digorno because cheese crust."
"A harsh criticism, but true. In the past, Red baron pizza has been nearly as shitty as tombstone! But I've distracted you with a picture of Iron man!" boldly stated the Red Barron Pizza.
"Well, that is true, and I am TOTALLY distracted by that shitty prototype armor that does not work right in iron man 3." I replied, as other shoppers backed away in fear.
Then I glanced at the price tag. $2.99. This is well within my margin of not paying it. So I bought the Pizza.
It wasn't great, but it was worth the price. Also I shredded some mozzarella over it to make it better.
Also, talking to inanimate objects is a great way to clear rude shoppers who don't follow American Traffic laws in the supermarket.
