So the way I did this was toss some olive oil salt and pepper on the gits and baked em till they glowed. I shook up the oil and spices a bit because I didn't want em spice heavy on one side. That's probably the secret. Well that and the caramelized onions.
Next time I make this, I'll do measurements. Wasn't really a concern tonight.
Most of the recipes have "Dry with paper towel" in them. So bless'ed wasteful.
The recipes also called for frying, which makes a god awful mess. I avoid frying foods primarily because of the effort, but the weight concerns are not minimal.
If you're replacing your water molecules with fat molecules, no matter how delicious, you're going to pay the bless'ed bill.
The sunbeam french fry cutter from walmart is poo unless you've got guns. Just skin your potato with a peeler, then slam that politician down.
I suppose if you're weight conscious you could drop the oil? Or the onions. Those are probably the fattiest bits.
Anyway, procedures
You will need
Potatoes. Dur. I think I used six?
1 white onion, diced
margarine (I guess you could use butter, I used margarine) I eyeballed it.
Salt
Pepper
Oil. (I used olive)
Equipment
Sunbeam french fry cutter (Get something better)
Cutting board (obvi)
Frying Pan
Cookie sheet.
Pitcher
dish for onions
Directions
Caramelize the onions by reducing the butter into the onion, and bring them together in harmony. Set aside in covered dish. Might want to flip this and do it last?
Chop the poo out of the potatoes with the chopper thing. I sliced the bottoms off the potatoes so that the chopper would be easier to guide. Still slipped once or twice and made tardfries.
Fill a pitcher of water and toss the newly chopped potato slices in, this prevents browning. Get funny looks from friends because of use of pitcher. Whatevs, holds more water than a glass bowl.
preheat oven to whatever. It was too high. The smaller fries did not survive.
Drizzle the oil over the sliced tato, then drop the spices. The spice must flow.
Transfer to cookie sheet. Remember to spray some non stick on the cookie sheet, or there will be casualties.
Bake for 10? 20? minutes. When they glow you're good. There may be losses.
Drop that onion on the fries. Holy poo that's good stuff. Reach for ketchup and you lose a hand.
The burgers really sucked in comparison. Whoops?