poo, that does exist man. You just need money, that's the downside.
I have an aunt who has a nasty disposition while drunk. She'd hire a cab and use the driver as a butler. Beer, a box of food, and two cakes, which she would consume between 2 and 6 am.
Cleaning cake crumbs out of dog piss is a task I hope I never have to perform again.
And yeah, if I could dupe items in real life, I totally would. Like mops.
poo, dupe metallica, call it metallitwo, and watch lars bless'ed explode in rage!
Oh, and my aunt would get angry because I wouldn't sweep before mopping up the piss.
Like, at the point an animal pisses or shits in the kitchen, you lose your vote as to "how should this be cleaned?"
Also, if all her pets weren't dead now, I totally would have called animal control, but she had a weird ability to pass home inspections (my dead uncle's brother constantly called the NJ version of child protective services because cousin was pushing three digits when she was four feet tall.
