Mom bought Vodka sauce, and asked what went well with it. That jogged my memory about vodka fries, which my Aunt ordered as a side when getting dinners delivered.
Bing just pulls up FRIS VODKA, and the rest of the search results were garbage.
Google was much the same, but I did find these entries:
https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g46498-d3452376-i118068001-Pizza_One-Haskell_New_Jersey.htmland
https://mammamiapizzagf.com/menu/appetizers/french-fries-w-vodka-sauce/Other than that, it's like Captain Kirk asking the robot to define love. I always thought it would be funny if the robot read the dictionary definition and ray gunned kirk like in Mars Attacks, but Shatner was the hero.
Anyway, aside from artery death, I think I'll try the "recipe" from that first link.
[Update]
Gina Rispoli Vodka sauce.
And the recipe:
Purchase Bag of fries, follow instructions on bag. I baked em. Flat fries are probably best for these.
Purchase jar of Gina Rispoli Vodka sauce, heat that up
Purchase shredded mozerella, because grating it is a pain in the ass.
Pour generous but not insane amount of sauce over the fries. We're not making a soup here.
Sprinkle the cheese over the top, heat a bit more if it needs it, but it shouldn't.
Consume.
Go into carb coma. Groan loudly.
Take walk, knowing that it can in no way offset the massive amount of calories you just ate.