The Lettuce was bad so I made Bruschetta, but not, you know, properly.
I took one of those glass tupperware things and mixed olive oil and balsamic vinegar, bit more balsa than oil. Then I used this stupid sea salt shaker thing that isn't even iodized and just cracked some into the mix. Then I took a tomato and sliced it up into chunks, then rolled that in the mix.
I stuck some hamburger buns in the toaster oven, and it did its job for once, they came out nice, crispy, and not just heated bread.
I drizzled, aka poured the rest of the oil/vine gar mix over the toasted buns and ate the tomato slices separately. The toast was ok, the tomato slices were fantastic.