Had a tube of turkey sans taco seasoning, it came out tasting something like white bread. Complete waste of a protein. (I don't like calling meat or poultry protein, but in this case it's warranted, it did not even qualify as a quality poultry!)
I mixed up a garlic and shells noodle mix, and it smelled like the garlic was overpowering. I followed the recipe, so that was honestly surprising.
After combining the two, it tasted like milk and pasta.
Very underwhelming slop.
So I added a shot glass of the Tabasco company sriracha knock off, which I have found grossly oversalty in past. I figured if I'm going to golly up dinner, I might as well swing for the fences.
This awakened all the garlic. Sriracha sauce has garlic in it, and the noodle shells had dormant garlic that fired off into space with this infusion.
The weird thing is the combined dish STILL did not taste overly spicy. Just flavor from the garlic, a little heat, and the turkey remained flavorless.
But afterwards, my nose is running, which usually happens from spicier dishes.
So while not a complete recovery, I'd say this dish stuck the landing. Not enough to post a recipe or anything, I'm still mad about the turkey, but still another frankenstein for the gauntlet.