We tried a nearby pizza place. The large ran $18, and they taped the box shut.
It felt light, but they already had my money, so I took it home. Once I opened it, I realized why it was taped shut.
SIX SLICES in their large. I'd say the slices were some of the thinnest pizza I have ever had.
I learned my lesson; I won't be going back. They've got a 4.3, but apparently that's coasting off a prior reputation, lotta 2's lately, several of the reviews are asking if a former chef died.
I will say the pizza was absolutely delicious, the cheese was amazing, the sauce was perfectly seasoned and not overly sweet or acidic, which are two of my most hated pizza crimes.
But the size and the thinness cannot be denied.
Specifically, a Little Caesars hot and ready is thicker and bigger. And their slice count is 8.