That was completely fantastic, but I just came up with a crossover fanfic.
Remember in the super disappointing Finale of Battlestar Galactica they decided to leave behind society, technology, modern medicine, logic, tents, guns, essentially so they can run off in the fields and golly cavemen? Like they literally made a joke about it where EJO accused Baltar of wanting to golly a caveman even though he's got a smokin' hot cylon girlfriend?
And Starbuck decided to make AeJon Targaryen look even more superfluous by literally ceasing to exist after programming the GPS for Galactica with music from her deadbeat dad that abandoned her?
Well, Rather than take a fricking Raptor up 300 feet and doing proper terrain surveys, PRESIDENT Lee Adama decides he's going to go off exploring, but they keep it vague.
So now I'm imagining an island where Lee and Arya get shipwrecked, share each other's stories, and then Arya kills the golly out of him for wasting the advantages he had for being from a space-faring Antibiotic having society.
And everyone else dies because the Dothraki show up, because they spawn asexually now. So Baltar has like, a little farm, and whenever the Dothraki show up to burn it, his hot cylon girlfriend just guns them down because they were smart enough to keep guns.
Oh, and Athena and Helo just mooch off them because Baltar is mystically connected to baby Hera.