Topic: Yikes

[6pairsofshoes]

My iMac was taking forever to load pages, mostly browser traffic.  There were lots open but I couldn't take the spinning rainbow wheel of death any longer so I pressed the on button for about 5 seconds to force it to shut down.  It was in the process of rebooting and I was using the force quit function to keep several programs from reloading. 

It kept taking forever so I once again manually forced it to shut down.  Now I can't get it to come back on.

I got one attempt with super fast fan that stopped. Then multiple efforts to reboot with no effect.  I unplugged the cord.  Waited.  Restarted several times but can't get the screen to load.  Just black with a quiet fan in the background.  Don't know if there's a short in the on button or if it's just dying.  Can't get in to do any kind of diagnostics.  This is a mid 2010 imac running High Sierra.  It's been pretty trustworthy up to now. 

Any helpful suggestions will be appreciated.

[6pairsofshoes]

Tried all those things.  Hold down button for 10 seconds, release...no time to press any keys, the computer tries to start up without pressing the on button a second time.  I did unplug it.  When I plug it back in it tries to reboot without my pressing any keys.  I suspect there's a short in the on button.

Press key down again, holding it for 10 seconds, it won't just go quiet but sort of fights and makes tentative start up noises.  Not possible to reset the parameter RAM.

Just got off the phone with apple support.  They recommended I take it to a repair shop.

It's 8 years old.  I probably need a new one.  Sigh.  Got any ideas?  p.s. Thanks for responding so quickly.  I looked up cost of a new power supply (the original was replaced due to a faulty one that was the subject of a recall) they're about 150 US.  Apparently there are LED lights next to the RAM slots that will give information about the nature of the failure, but I am not so sure I'm up to that. 

[dweez]

Is "zapping the PRAM" still a Mac thing?

[6pairsofshoes]

Thanks for the suggestions.

I have an air a couple years old.  Not the best in terms of design but it works.  The HD is ludicrously tiny.  Like I said, it was a gift.  I would not have selected this machine for myself.

Where is the battery on the iMac?  I've unplugged it.  When I plug it in again it tries to boot up like it's on steroids, doesn't wait for me to ask.  No buttons pushed, just the Mac boot up chime and no positive results.  Just a black screen.  Because it just goes mental when plugged in and there's no pause between holding down the On button releasing it and it automatically trying to boot itself back up I've not been able to reset the parameter RAM.

I talked to Apple support last night.  They say Hardware problem, take it in to some 3rd party repair place.  Geniuses won't touch it because it's too old.  It has a resale value (when working) of about $150.  Sounds like it needs to be recycled.  I have Time Machine running thank god.

[8ullfrog]

Huh, yours died the same way my mom's did. Hers was the last gen PPC, G5.

The thing that made me most angry about it was that every individual part checked out, but the machine did not work.

A similar problem happened to her years later, on a craptastic acer. I actually managed to track down that it was the power button assembly, and if you weren't in warranty (She wasn't.) it isn't worth repairing.

I don't know what your PC shop options are, but I've had some good luck with open box returns. $200 for an $800 machine, but you're rolling dice.

[6pairsofshoes]

I'm nearly certain that the power button assembly is the part that needs replacing.  It's obvious that it's shorting out.  It's cheap but I have to crack this monster to get at it.  It hardly seems worth the trouble for a 9 year old machine.  I've tried jiggling it and rubbing it with a soft tissue, but it's unrelenting in its desire to die.

https://www.ifixit.com/Answers/View/529851/Power+button+removal+and+replacement

I've looked at 2017 imacs and they're relatively inexpensive for 27 inch display (the only model that lets you upgrade the RAM without a note from the Geniuses).  Why they removed consumers' ability to upgrade RAM on the 21.5 inch is god's own mystery.  Cheapskates.  The choices are apple refurbished (save 70 bucks) or BestBuy.  Will set me back 1500+tax.  Great.  Hopefully I won't have to buy another one for 8 more years.

[8ullfrog]

Might be worth not paying the apple tax. Sorry again c.

All in one's were always a crapshoot. With the weird microPC stuff out now, it seems like you're just paying more for less.

If I didn't play video games I'd sure as poo go for a a microPC.

Breaking the G5 down was surprisingly user friendly. I'll probably never get the hard drive out of my MBP. Even worse, I set a password when I was psychotic and I've got no clue what it was (Vista)

I remember this was a fairly easy fix around XP, but is now like, illegal to even discuss. Like I can say Hiren's bent the SAM file over a table, but not how.


I mean, the truth is, we don't really CARE why the computer stops working, it's still "Just work, no break!" to borrow from our frequent food discussions.

Sorry I can't do more than comisserate.

I see a poo TON of laptops on Facebook market in the $160 range. But then you're dealing with Facebook Class people.

on another immature note, Jiggling computer bits never helps, but can flat out kill a machine.

[6pairsofshoes]

I just gently pressed the button.  At any rate, now the dilemma is do I buy a used imac from craigslist (I'm in SF Bay area filled with rich techies who get rid of stuff that is lightly used) or do I shell out an additional 500 bucks to get a new one that I can slap an applecare policy on.

There are 2015 imacs for about a grand.  27 inch ones with 32G ram and a T HD.
There's some at BestBuy from 2017, new with slightly faster i5 processors (3.4GHz) at 8 G Ram but expandable.  With tax & applecare, that's closer to 1700  Great god in heaven.  I got a bottom of the line iMac i 2010 or 11 and paid about 1200 for it.  From Apple.  Best buy is cheaper than apple unless you buy apple refurbished.  Don't know about that route.

I used to be able to screw open my old apple laptops and install all kinds of groovy stuff like bigger HDs etc.  Now they treat the machines like precious cult objects to be feared and they must be submitted to the Mac priesthood and their acolytes for upgrades and repairs.  That rankles me.  The sleek designs are made so that unless you are really skilled it's easy to break something when attempting to access the interior.

I'm also wondering if waiting until after 8/1 will result in better back to school deals.  I have a student ID, because I'm actually a student, an old one, but a student, nonetheless, so I'm eligible for educational discounts.  The BEst Buy guys will give the student discount on applecare which saves me a few bucks. If I drive 10 miles to a different store, in another county, the sales tax is a whole percentage point less, which can save me 30 bucks.  Stupid, right?  I hate the gymnastics of money saving.  It's exhausting.

[8ullfrog]

There is a tech guy who talks mad poo on modern apple, Louis Rossman. I doubt it will help the pain much, but gluing components into a machine is batshit insane.


That shaman crap was alive and well back in 2006.

I clicked into facebook marketplace for the golly of it. There's an HP for $1. OS - WINDOWS ME. I'm guessing that doesn't really meet your requirements.

There was an LCD monitor for $25 where the entire bottom third was pixel bleed red. Are you interested? Should I put a hold on for you?!?!

https://imgur.com/a/EJWMYKo


What the golly, there is a guy giving away unrefrigerated milk. Facebook Marketplace is scary, I need an adult!


HAHAHA, I just found an offer where a man is holding a grocery bag of wet cheese in front of a pickup truck. He looks as lost as thanos post snap. He is wearing a cowboy hat.

He wants $10 for his grocery bag of Oaxaca.

Facebook is MADNESS.

[6pairsofshoes]

I haven't even tried FB marketplace.  But it's amazing what people want for ancient computer equipment.  And there are significant price variances.  The thing that I find astonishing is that people just seem to pull prices out of their hats without checking to see how other sites might price it.  The result is that you can sometimes get a much better computer for the same price than what is being advertised.

I could just go get one slightly newer than my old one and pray it doesn't die.  Or I can bite bullets and shell out a bunch of money for a new machine.  I don't like to make decisions when I feel unsure so I'm mulling it over.  Kind of like a Quaker meeting or something.  At least I have the air.

[8ullfrog]

I'd love to buy classic gaming stuff, but yeah, the items in particular I want seem to be behind a "premium" where assholes think a copy they used as a doorstop for 20 years is suddenly worth $500.

Doesn't help when there are other people who want it just as much or more than you. I think I've mentioned wanting an AGS-101, that's just a fancy name for a GameBoy Advance with a slightly better screen than the base model. I want it to play tetris on a backlit screen, and Pokémon R/B/Y

Those are the pokemons speculators are nuts over. I want it because I think all the bells and whistles versions can eat poo.

I used to have all those games on my PSP, but NJ killed it. The refurb I bought actively blocks homebrew. Really wish I'd known that pre-purchase.

So I guess we're both angry at false electronic scarcity right now. That being said, the guy with the sack of cheese, holy poo.

[6pairsofshoes]

Yeah.  "Slightly used cheese.  Good condition.  Only one previous owner."

I'd jump on that in a heartbeat.  Ha!

If I had a clue what those gameboys looked like and their specs I could keep an eye out for them.  I am utter ignoramus about such equipment.

Some people from craigslist wanted to buy something from me.  Said they'd be here between 7 & 8, & of course it's after 8 and not a peep out of them.  I have a phone.  They could call.  They could text.  email even.  We want to get on with our evening.  I'm tired.

I went to BestBuy and saw the new model iMac 27 inch and it's so beautiful.  Display is so much better than the one I have.  I recently got a job that will pay enough to cover it, but blowing so much money all at once on it might be ill advised.  Still I need a computer.  I need a nap, really. 

[8ullfrog]

The AGS-101 has a tiny little model number under it's bottom panel. Even then, you need to bring your own cartridge to test it. I once had a seller try to sell me one with a broken card slot.

He even said my Tetris was bad and went to throw it on the ground. I pulled my old grey original Gameboy and flipped it on. He then tried to sell me 1997 star wars figures. -_-

I've also heard of people fraudulently modifying the 001 models.

https://imgur.com/a/KtHbbcO

What a wet sack of Oaxaca.


For what it's worth, my MBP may be my happiest and LEAST happy purchase ever. Yes, it lasted many years, and was an honorable workhorse.

On the other hand, like my coworkers at the time said, that's a lot of rent, a quality Drum Set, or a cheap car.

You're probably far more qualified than a drunk near teenage moron was to make that call.

[6pairsofshoes]

OK.  It's been unpluged for several days. 

I'll wait until Wed.  I almost bought a new imac yesterday.

I  probably will replace it.  The 21.5 inch imacs don't allow for RAM upgrades so that's not happening.  I guess I'll get a 27 inch.  The external HD did a good job of backing up the HD on the iMac so thank god that's not a concern.  Do you have any insights regarding the virtues of buying a faster 6 core i5 processor?  Or will 3.0 GHz be enough?  I don't do much exciting stuff with the computer except maybe run Parallels for Windows on occasion.  Maybe a larger Fusion drive might be called for?  The standard is 1TB.  Maybe 2 would give me more room?  I can't afford the SSDs.

If I can get this old soldier to boot up again it will just give me more time to shop, which would help.  This little air is working ok in the meantime, but watching tv on it is a bit primitive.

And you are right.  The envelope of the post 2012 imacs is slim.  I don't think the body has changed if at all from the earlier models.  I get to learn what a tech ignoramus I am from listening to guys like this.  My brother had to explain the difference between fusion and ssd drives to me.  My takeaway is that if I really want more zippy storage, I can buy an external and plug it in through the Thunderbolt 3 port.  Great googly moogly.  I don't think I really need an i9 8 core processor, but for about $3k including sales tax and applecare, I could have a tricked out little desktop.  That's more than I need.  I'll most likely shop refurbished as the new retail prices are really steep.  Do you have any opinions about any of this?  I'm all ears.

[8ullfrog]

I'm guessing they nerfed the old way of opening them up where the back panel came off?

Not being permitted to upgrade ram in your own machine seems nuts, but I remember when a little Apple logo on the ram stick kicked prices through the roof.