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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2023, 09:56:53 AM »
Quote from: 6pairsofshoes on August 02, 2023, 09:30:44 AM
Happy bidet 2 u, smokes!

Many thanks.

I don't think I'll be called "whippersnapper" by christ again. Unless I change my name to whippersnapper.
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2023, 11:35:53 AM »
Quote from: christ on August 02, 2023, 10:52:27 AM
In order:

Apart from that you got everything right!



No, you aren't.

Gosportarians are so in touch with nature. Many thanks.

Quote from: christ on August 02, 2023, 10:55:43 AM
I wouldn't bet on it, whippersnapper.

Ok, I'll abandon my deed poll application as it now seems unnecessary.
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2023, 08:13:57 AM »
22 again many happs
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #33 on: August 04, 2023, 04:11:11 AM »
Ta.

Not a threat, but to a brit this may as well be greek:

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Hey,
I found the weirdest, most brutally effective tool for storing my sidearm that I've ever seen online.
It's actually where my CCW is hanging out right now. 
The best part is that it gives me a way FASTER finger-to-trigger time than my holster does.
...Even after practicing for years, this thing is faster!
It's unlike anything I've ever laid my eyes on (I don't say that lightly).
In fact, after buying one for myself, I contacted the manufacturer and struck a deal to get these Rapid Access Mounts produced for you, my loyal subscribers.
The manufacturer agreed to send over 500 immediately and I figured I'd let my subscribers act as "Early Adopters."
These won't last long though, since this is going out to a list of over 100,000 tactical gearheads...
Get Your Early Adopter Savings - 60% OFF + Free S&H
Jorge
P.S. These mounts are so strong they allow you to rack the slide while it's still mounted under your dash/desk!
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #34 on: August 04, 2023, 04:30:39 AM »
Sneaky gun boy draw gun faster with stupid accessory.
Want to sell stupid accessory.
You get special deal because you friend of Jorge.

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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2023, 05:41:12 AM »
Quote from: 8ullfrog on August 04, 2023, 04:30:39 AM
Sneaky gun boy draw gun faster with stupid accessory.
Want to sell stupid accessory.
You get special deal because you friend of Jorge.

Me and Jorge, eh, we go way back.
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2023, 02:09:06 PM »
Yeah.  But you better get on it, because Jorge has a limited supply of these fab accessories.

The lack of threats in my spam folder lately has disappointed me.  They just want to sell me stuff, instead.
"Hi, Are You Still Single?  Anna - Meet Cute Russian - Hi baby I'm waiting..."
I'm more inclined to have "Empire Bring Hundreds of Quality Flooring Samples to Your Home."
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2023, 06:01:52 AM »
Quote from: 6pairsofshoes on August 06, 2023, 02:09:06 PM
Yeah.  But you better get on it, because Jorge has a limited supply of these fab accessories.

Unfortunately, I have no dollars.

Quote from: 6pairsofshoes on August 06, 2023, 02:09:06 PM
The lack of threats in my spam folder lately has disappointed me.  They just want to sell me stuff, instead.
"Hi, Are You Still Single?  Anna - Meet Cute Russian - Hi baby I'm waiting..."
I'm more inclined to have "Empire Bring Hundreds of Quality Flooring Samples to Your Home."

Do you know, if I claimed all the prizes I've won, I could open a shop.

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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2023, 12:14:33 PM »
Maybe you could set up a wholesale operation and sell back to the spammers?
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2023, 06:46:43 PM »
I looked up "rapid access mounts" and they look suspiciously like "sliding keyboard drawer under desk".

Which... even those are unreliable. I bless'ed hate them and buy larger disks to AVOID the "key drawer".

It's even worse when you need to fit a mouse in. It's like someone designed computer desks once, before mice existed, and decided "Yes, mark this down as permanent."

It's poo.

I got an invoice in my spam, but I didn't open it. PDF's aren't trustworthy.
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #40 on: August 11, 2023, 11:26:48 AM »
Wow.  That's annoying.  I haven't gotten any good threats lately, just one that suggests I can enhance a part of my anatomy that doesn't exist.  Apparently this is the result of a unique trial at Harvard.  It managed to "get 97yo hard as a rock."  It doesn't specify what's 97 years old:  tree? automobile tires? but my suspicion is some old geezer who may not remember what to do with this benefit.

I keep hoping for better spam.  If they have to send it to me, at least it should be entertaining.
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #41 on: August 11, 2023, 03:51:55 PM »
My clodfee account is now closed.

Which once again, is news to me. If they meant cloudflare, I'd never give that company a dime.
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #42 on: August 11, 2023, 10:05:58 PM »
Clodfee.  Hmmm.  That's interesting.

Edit:
maybe they meant this.  The drinks look delicious.
https://thecoffeehouse.com/products/cloudfee-hanh-nhan-nuong
« Last Edit: August 11, 2023, 11:49:11 PM by 6pairsofshoes »
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #43 on: August 12, 2023, 11:20:43 AM »
Happy B-lated B-day smokester. Sorry it was late. I was in Las Vegas for a pool tournament. We did horribly but fun was had by all.
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Re: Amusing Spam Threats
« Reply #44 on: August 12, 2023, 04:05:58 PM »
Quote from: dweez on August 12, 2023, 11:20:43 AM
Happy B-lated B-day smokester. Sorry it was late. I was in Las Vegas for a pool tournament. We did horribly but fun was had by all.

Thanks bro.

I come from a Snooker background so I used to find pool a bit of a doddle - especially American pool with the large pockets. That was before my eyes decided to become  super-low-definition. 
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