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Offline dweez

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #45 on: February 06, 2009, 08:58:42 AM »
Hmmm, I must be a walrus then.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #46 on: February 06, 2009, 10:35:52 AM »
Quote from: dweez on February 06, 2009, 08:58:42 AM
Hmmm, I must be a walrus then.

No, that was Paul.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2009, 11:09:37 AM »
Koo Koo Ka Choo!
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #48 on: February 06, 2009, 11:35:36 AM »
What do the angels do when someone doesn't get a Beatles reference?

frank, any thoughts?
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #49 on: February 06, 2009, 11:46:14 AM »
jhb makes the dweez cry  :'( :'(
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #50 on: February 06, 2009, 05:05:07 PM »
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #51 on: February 06, 2009, 05:14:38 PM »
Nice one AJ...
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #52 on: February 06, 2009, 08:19:18 PM »
English speaking people are really odd when it comes to that:

It doesn't really actually contain any blowing, now does it..?
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #53 on: February 06, 2009, 09:11:00 PM »
Naah... Suck job, as in "suck my richard"... not that bad...
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #54 on: February 06, 2009, 09:44:34 PM »
^  Nice and romantic... :D
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #55 on: February 07, 2009, 08:58:26 AM »
DEAL!

EDIT:

Found this...
Only great minds can read this :

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno?t
mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit
and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed
it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

if you can raed tihs forwrad it

..And ttahs waht I did.. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #56 on: February 07, 2009, 01:02:13 PM »
Cunnilingus and fellatio are somewhat distasteful in my view. In at least one sense.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #57 on: February 07, 2009, 01:47:32 PM »
Don't knock it until you've tried it... ;)
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #58 on: February 07, 2009, 01:55:29 PM »
Anything that close to an bottom I would be hesitant to put in my mouth. Once was enough.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #59 on: February 07, 2009, 02:49:43 PM »
Asked how his pet parrot died, the mathematician answered "Polynomial.  Polygon."  (saying it aloud may help).
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