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Offline ohcheap1

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #30 on: January 25, 2009, 04:11:03 PM »
Yeah Smokes.........that's what was happening..........


Quote from: MaxDreamer on January 25, 2009, 04:06:50 PM
Cheapy! Yard work in a bathing suit? That is never a good combo.

Youre alittle late with that valuable information Max.......... >:( If only I'd known you then.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #31 on: January 25, 2009, 06:39:18 PM »
Quote from: ohcheap1 on January 25, 2009, 04:11:03 PM
Youre alittle late with that valuable information Max.......... >:( If only I'd known you then.
It's never too late for valuable information.  :D  ;) Remember this - there is nothing wrong with multitasking, especially in the bathroom, but hair dryers and bubble baths are not a good idea.  :D
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #32 on: January 25, 2009, 06:45:14 PM »
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #33 on: January 25, 2009, 07:04:52 PM »
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #34 on: January 26, 2009, 04:00:01 PM »
Quote from: MaxDreamer on January 25, 2009, 06:39:18 PM
...in the bathroom, hair dryers, bubble baths and THAT girl is a good idea.  :D

Fixed. ;)
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2009, 11:11:03 AM »
Hey,,I know a bad dirty joke,,,,,,
  Mariage
( rimshot)
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2009, 02:26:18 PM »
Two men walk into a bar, and one of them splits his head open on it.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2009, 03:22:17 PM »
How do you know when a blond farts?
Her ankles swell
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2009, 03:49:05 PM »
Quote from: Robin-Graves on February 05, 2009, 03:22:17 PM
How do you know when a blond farts?
Her ankles swell

Were you thinking about a change of career Robin? If it's stand-up we might need just a little more work before we go live :)
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2009, 04:04:17 PM »
Quote from: Jhb48430 on February 05, 2009, 03:26:35 PM
Say what?

For the joke to work, you must understand that the stereotypical blonde wears pantyhose.

Get it now?
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2009, 05:05:43 PM »
Quote from: Jhb48430 on February 05, 2009, 04:10:00 PM
I plead the fifth?

In a rare case of altruism, I'll be your lawyer... ;)
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #41 on: February 06, 2009, 12:04:26 AM »
Quote from: Jhb48430 on February 05, 2009, 05:06:58 PM
Thanks, I appreciate it.  :) 

*rubs hands together*  So what do you think we'll win? 

After close review of our case, I would like to plead insanity when I agreed to take this case...

(Your on your own, kitten...)

 :D ;D :P ;)
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #42 on: February 06, 2009, 01:01:47 AM »
A baby seal walks into a club.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #43 on: February 06, 2009, 01:53:07 AM »
Because they can pop the seal?
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #44 on: February 06, 2009, 04:46:09 AM »
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*I personally really do not like that one AJ
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