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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #150 on: October 09, 2009, 11:37:39 AM »
Hmm, a frank sighting?
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #151 on: October 11, 2009, 09:52:48 AM »
Quote from: smokester on October 09, 2009, 10:26:00 AM
But with better taste in T-shirts?
That T-shirt is genius! :o
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #152 on: October 11, 2009, 12:13:03 PM »
Yeah, I agree.  A hat that said, "Socks" would make for a great party outfit  ;D


Here is a really offensive joke I made up yesterday.  Do not click unless you are OK with inappropriate things of a religious nature.

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #153 on: October 11, 2009, 12:55:30 PM »
Quote from: frankcapri on October 11, 2009, 12:13:03 PM
Yeah, I agree.  A hat that said, "Socks" would make for a great party outfit  ;D

Out of interest: do Americans use the term "pants" meaning rubbish or no good?
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #154 on: October 11, 2009, 01:51:57 PM »
Nope, "pants" as a verb means to breath heavily, as "a dog pants after the long run" and "pants as a noun means slacks or trousers.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #155 on: October 11, 2009, 02:06:31 PM »
Quote from: dweez on October 11, 2009, 01:51:57 PM
Nope, "pants" as a verb means to breath heavily, as "a dog pants after the long run" and "pants as a noun means slacks or trousers.

As "pants" essentially means underwear here, it's used commonly in the way the southparkesque term "gay" is over on that side of the pond.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #156 on: October 11, 2009, 07:14:47 PM »
I got to get used to the terminology over there.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #157 on: October 11, 2009, 08:52:23 PM »
You'll notice everything stops at around 4pm.  That's because it's tea-time, the most important meal of the day.  Once someone tried to have tea whilst working, but then he died.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #158 on: October 12, 2009, 10:19:32 AM »
 :D

Quote from: smokester on October 11, 2009, 02:06:31 PM
As "pants" essentially means underwear here, it's used commonly in the way the southparkesque term "gay" is over on that side of the pond.

So is this correct? 

That new Pearl Jam album is totally pants.
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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #159 on: October 12, 2009, 12:06:02 PM »
Yes

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Re: Good Jokes.
« Reply #160 on: October 12, 2009, 01:34:41 PM »
Quote from: frankcapri on October 12, 2009, 10:19:32 AM
:D

So is this correct? 

That new Pearl Jam album is totally pants.

Perfect in both ways.

Even googling "is pants" with google uk will demonstrate how common its usage is (that is if Google allows non-UK based connections to see that link how I do?).
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« Reply #161 on: October 12, 2009, 01:49:52 PM »
To my eyes and ears that's a funny expression  :D

I have some pants that are pants  ;D

Is the word "gay" used in England like it's used in the US? 
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« Reply #162 on: October 12, 2009, 02:11:03 PM »
Quote from: frankcapri on October 12, 2009, 01:49:52 PM
To my eyes and ears that's a funny expression  :D

I have some pants that are pants  ;D

Is the word "gay" used in England like it's used in the US? 

I personally don't know of anyone that uses it although there are probably some young South Park fans that make it work.
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« Reply #163 on: October 12, 2009, 02:24:40 PM »
Would you say it's odd for some British when they hear Americans saying "That's gay" then?
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« Reply #164 on: October 12, 2009, 02:32:53 PM »
Quote from: frankcapri on October 12, 2009, 02:24:40 PM
Would you say it's odd for some British when they hear Americans saying "That's gay" then?

I wouldn't think anyone would find what Americans say as "odd", but the term "gay" is at best 'impolite', especially when you have "pants" to fall back on.
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