I never plan what I want to watch. I turn on the TV, and scroll through the channels until I see something I fancy, then watch it. SWMBO has appointment TV (the latest cop show, a mini-series drama etc.) On olde worlde TV scrolling has five channels, and even on cable there is only about a hundred things on at any given time, and 96 of those can be immediately ruled out, so scrolling and choosing works (or leads to me turning the TV off)
I understand streaming, and the appeal of it, and I have subscribed to all of these things so that I can stream if I want to, but I just can't do streaming at all: I turn on the Apple TV, choose one of Apple+, Netflix, Prime, Disney+, etc., etc., etc. and scroll - three hours later I am still scrolling (you know that old joke about women going through the warehouse looking for the perfect man that end up on the roof? That's me - I won't watch that because something better may be on ...)
Might as well post this:
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store!!!
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives Store just across the street. The 1st floor has wives who love sex. The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.
The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.