They got rid of the two (Reality adjacent) leading cop shows.
I had forgotten SPIKE picked up COPS, and now they're Paramount channel or whatever, but we don't have cable. They put COPS down.
A&E cancelled LIVE:PD, but say they want to bring it back, likely when they feel it isn't a bad PR move.
I understand what you're talking about with the police/hospital/fire verse crap.
The one Hospital show on... NBC I think? Chicagoverse? Patients are always dying, there are no feel good stories, only trauma. One of the doctors has cancer and is for some reason still working in the trauma section. She stumbles around drowsily and I'm like "Why the golly are they allowing this?"
They hired a new doctor to cover her slack, and she repeatedly yells at the new doctor. I really began to hate cancer doctor, and I don't really watch the show, but the living room was cooler than my room.
Then the Fire show, where they just killed one of the firefighters off, and everyone is dealing with that. Two of the firefighters are out on some body of water trying to relax and have sexytimes, but the man firefighter is too focused on the boat engine being busted, and he doesn't want to be rescued by the ?harbor patrol? I pointed out that the time to check the engine is BEFORE you are out in the middle of a body of water, but their cell phones worked, so we were spared a stranding episode.
As they are being towed in, a man falls off the back of a boat, and his drunk buddy fires up the engines AND instructs his buddy to head towards the boat.
It went predictably. Male firefighter dove in to save the idiot, but after applying a tourniquet to idiot's shredded leg, I thiiiiiiiink the patient died? I went and made a sandwich.
I'm starting to think there is a final destination type situation with these firefighters. Rather than responding to accidents and emergencies, they instead exude an evil spirit of malice that spreads death and destruction wherever they go.
Also all the drinking problems and domestic poo can golly right off.
Friends is an easy one, they're all just roommates now since no one can afford rent. You can pad their characters out as you wish, the old sitcom molds need not apply.
I mean horror movies have pretty much abandoned the old formulas.