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Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
« Reply #525 on: May 22, 2009, 03:49:49 AM »
Quote from: christ on May 22, 2009, 03:45:10 AM
I have to say that this is funny, and embarrassing for the poor girl, but I have to say that I am not sure that I would have done anything different - would any of you? Bang - Ow, Squidge

^ Completely agree, I think this shouldnt be considered "AS" funny as some may take it.
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« Reply #526 on: May 22, 2009, 05:50:27 AM »
Quote from: christ on May 22, 2009, 03:45:10 AM
I have to say that this is funny, and embarrassing for the poor girl, but I have to say that I am not sure that I would have done anything different - would any of you? Bang - Ow, Squidge - I probably would have been scared to let go too. (After a while when/if it stopped hurting I may have risked a glance, but then so may she - we will never know)

I have always found it to be instictive to look at one's hand when you think you have a bleeding injury you can't see, and to use gravity to stop too much escaping - like holding your head back with a nose bleed.  I didn't believe the story for a moment although it did make me chuckle.

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« Reply #527 on: May 22, 2009, 06:25:41 AM »
I think the smell of yeast/dough might have been my first hint.  If it was hot enough to explode the can, the car would have been filled with the scent.
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« Reply #528 on: May 22, 2009, 07:01:25 AM »
Or the fact that you can think coherently, despite your bleeding skull (figuratively, not literally) being cracked open but a speeding metal object...

Just saying...



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Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
« Reply #529 on: May 22, 2009, 10:25:13 AM »
Quote from: christ on May 22, 2009, 09:35:04 AM
Ditto. But a lot of these 'fail' things - including this one - make me think "what would I have done?", and I often find that the reported event is amusing, but I would maybe have done something pretty similar.

Smelt the dough, looked at your bloodless hand, phoned the missus and told her you'd made a mess in the car.
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« Reply #530 on: May 22, 2009, 10:59:09 AM »
Quote from: christ on May 22, 2009, 10:37:44 AM
Aha - but the shock of the impact knocked out my olfactory centre (... and mrs. christ knows my car is already a mess ...)

But if your told her you'd made a sticky mess in the car, would that strike her as normal?  Or would she vow to get that floozy from the office?
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« Reply #531 on: May 22, 2009, 11:04:40 AM »
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« Reply #532 on: May 23, 2009, 04:01:23 PM »
When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry, don't give in to the temptation to argue and fight.

Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops to the floor.

I could watch this one over and over.
OH wait a minute- I have!!!  

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« Reply #533 on: May 24, 2009, 12:24:41 AM »
it just gets better the more times you watch it  :D :D
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« Reply #534 on: May 24, 2009, 09:07:01 AM »




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Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
« Reply #535 on: May 27, 2009, 06:16:49 AM »


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« Reply #536 on: May 27, 2009, 06:22:37 AM »


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« Reply #537 on: May 27, 2009, 06:40:40 AM »


Something sweet for a change..

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« Reply #538 on: May 27, 2009, 06:46:51 AM »
You do see that Libby has led Cashew to the top of a picnic table dont you?  ;D Pictures can be misleading even with cute little faces like that.
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Re: Funny cartoons, photos and other images.
« Reply #539 on: May 27, 2009, 06:54:28 AM »
Quote from: ohcheap1 on May 27, 2009, 06:46:51 AM
You do see that Libby has led Cashew to the top of a picnic table dont you?  ;D Pictures can be misleading even with cute little faces like that.

I did think that at first but then I remembered all you Americans live in houses like that of the Waltons, and it could have been decking.
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